From Trevor:

Voldenphant

“Mister Volder asked me to forward this to you. He apparently hadn’t expected to be approached by an elephant, not even in the wilds of southest Birmingham, but his singing had pleased the hoary old leather legs and it wandered up to investigate. He braced as the beast approached expecting at least a charge, but to his surprise and delight it only raised its great nose and trumpeted along in time to his passable rendition of ‘Wonderwall.’ A deal was struck, and now these unlikely troubadour companions are a fine team, the self styled, “Busker and the Tusker,” entertaining the pedestrian traffic and raking in the coins.

Mr Volder sends his regards and hopes you are in good health.”

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